Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

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vaginal lip

The good stuff eatery

I love to go the vaginal lip

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Vaginal Diarrhea

Word used to explain anything that is of an intensely disgusting quality.

Reading Ayn Rand is like eating vaginal diarrhea.

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vaginal cheese

Vaginal discharge that is thick and white (like cottage cheese),or milky white/grey discharge. (May have a strong fishy odor.)

Janice: Hey Glenda, I have to talk to you about something. Lately I've had these chunky white secretions from my vagina.
Glenda: Oh, don't worry Janice. That's just vaginal cheese.

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Vaginal Theivery

a term used when one steals anothers vagina/vaginas
also a term for someone who takes another virginity

Tom: Hey Tim last night was awesome , we stole so many vaginas.
Tim: Aye, Vaginal Theivery. Great

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vaginal midgets

Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.

"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"

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Vaginal Snot

Copious amounts of vaginal discharge

A girl performs the strawberry shortcake move on you by excreting some vaginal snot and punching you in the nose until you bleed.

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