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a man who doesn't eat her out in her period
he's fond of blood sausage, but otherwise he's a pussy vegan ...
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the breakfast burrito is vegan caviar and tofu scramble
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A term used to describe a vegan who is SO passionate about their diet, that they believe people who consume meat should be killed for the murder of another animal. As you can tell, This is a very marksist opinion on non-vegans. Vegan hitlers also try to force their ideals onto others.
Making this type of person very disagreeable.
Person #1: hey, can we have burgers tonight?
Person #2: no. This is a vegan household. I will not eat an animal who has suffered. You should do the same.
Person#1: shut the FUCK UP! Stop being a vegan hitler.
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One who follows a diet that includes seafood like fish and shellfish but excludes all other animal products, including terrestrial meat, dairy products, fish, and animal by-products.
My pesco-vegan friend loved sashimi too much to give it up. Also see sushi!
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A person who parades their sexuality around like it's a prize or feels as if they have to mention it every five seconds in any conversation they ever have, just like many vegans, who feel the need to enlighten everyone of their diet choices.
Person 1: By the way, I'm gay if I haven't already mentioned it. *5 seconds pass* Did you know I'm gay?
Person 2: Yes, I heard you. *leans to Person 3 and whispers* Man they're such a vegan gay.
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Person 1: *looks at Person 2's Instagram with a pride flag profile picture, Gay in their bio, and every post has a rainbow somewhere on it* Man this person is such a vegan gay.
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See Militant Vegetarian, but worse. Willl also assault you with moans and ewws if you were a wool sweater or hug a chicken, due to to him/her/hir feeling it is prostitution. Force feeds their dog vegan food and will go through great lengths to impose their dietary religion on others.
The Isis of Veganism.
Carl is such a Militant Vegan, he shredded Betsy's wool sweater with a rusty spoon.
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A delicious treat that can be tastier yet healthier than a regular cookie. Most cookies contain milk products of some sort, but vegan cookies lack any animal product in their recipes. Oreos and Fudgeeos are suitable for vegans, and they are delicious and taste fabulous.
"oh man, are these vegan cookies? I have to pick one up for my roomate!"
"aww, jess is a vegan? it is for the animals?"
"no, she loves leather, she just thinks these are tasty"
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