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When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.
The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.
Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.
The subtle touch of velveteen shoulder of a guitarist’s shoulder
I touched his velvet tip
When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
A poetic and sensual term referring to the vagina, highlighting its soft and intimate qualities.
"Last night, he couldn’t stop talking about how soft and inviting my Velvet Chamber was."