When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.
The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.
Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.
Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.
When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.
Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.
A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.
Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.