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To die without ever having had sex. For people who chose to die a virgin it's fine. But for people who didn't, it is a sign if failure. To die a virgin without choosing to means that you were never loved by anyone outside if your family.
I've got a small dick, and because girls measure guys by the size of their dicks I'm going to die a virgin.
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A person who does not understand the concept of banter
Ross- "What are we doing in PE?"
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer
When you haven't ever jacked off
Person #1: are you a hand virgin?
Person #2: no, I jack off every single night
Someone who specifically sleeps with virgins because they like having their first time.
Man, that guy is such a virgin hunter, that was his third one he's gotten this week!
One who has never:
a) Been hugged
b) Given a hug
c) Shared a hug
with someone unrelated, of the opposite gender, and not a "friendly hug".
(Side hugs DO NOT count)
Ariel: OMG, guess what I lost on Saturday!
Michelle: Your iPod again?
Ariel: Nope, my hug virginity!!
Michelle: No way! Congrats! Who with?
Ariel: This guy I just met...
Michelle: Oh, you naughty girl!
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When a person has not had full sexual intercourse exceeding the time frame of 1 year and 6 months. Therefore there virginity has been partly reimbursed.
‘I haven’t screwed in ages, I’ve re-virgined’
A turtle that pewdiepie help find a mate. And is always a virgin. Virgin toad’s girl also got stolen by Sven.
You’re going to be alone for a long time you’re going to be a virgin toad