Rural Dictionary

White Russian Wednesday

The first day of the working week. Comes between Sunday and Tuesday. Most widely used day for sipping on ice cool white russians with or without a cherry on top.

I love going back to work on a White Russian Wednesday. What a perfect way to start the week.

by The Awesome: Explorer June 18, 2008

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Mr. Wednesday

A nickname for the male genitalia when in reference to having sex.

Mr. Wednesday and I have a play date tonight.

by Mr. Wednesday52 July 6, 2011

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A day of the week known regionally for overweight women in too-tight pants. Often in gyms, Wal-Marts, or "jogging", Camel Toes are seen when cotton or a polycotton blend shorts or pants are worn too-high or they are simply too tight, creating a "in the front wedgie" for women. (Not to be confused with Camel Tails, in men) Camel toes are not rare, you'll see them on any given day of the week, often in High School P.E classes. But Camel Toe Wednesday is a celebration of the disguting-ness of said Camel Toes. Often referred to as CTW.

One: Look at the Camel Toe on that girl! *points to girl across gym*
Two: Yeah! That's huge! Good thing it's Camel Toe Wednesday!
One: CTW! *high fives Two*

by Visit My Restaurant Arco Gas August 3, 2010

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Don't be rude Wednesday

Common practice in New Zealand, observers of Don't be rude Wednesday refrain from saying offensive things to people on Wednesdays.

See also: Don't be a cunt Thursday, and Don't be racist Tuesday

Mate #1 "Fuck bro you need to get a life"

Mate #2 "Bit rude man, remember its what day it is"

Mate #1 "Oh shit sorry! Forgot about Don't be rude Wednesday"

by Slippery Gypsy 69 September 9, 2013

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