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Home watch

A nerdy way to watch series of dramas or movies without stepping out.

I got myself chips and beers to home watch the tv drama "Game of Thxxnes".

by Shana Baileys December 21, 2011

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watching the news

When a relationship partner is trying to pull a move on you but your busy doing something else, yet they insist upon showing their affection.

Girl1: Hey I heard you had Rogan over to watch a movie the other day, he's so hot, how did it go?

Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)

Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!

by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010

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Hey, watch this!

Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.

Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*

by Tyler the Narwhal April 11, 2013

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dude watch

The time of the day when your boss isn't around. You must notify other co-workers of this status. Many things can be done during a dude watch, such as a "red can run," or a 12/12. You should never pass up a good dude watch.

Dale went to Council. There is a dude watch in effect.

by JohnnyPots June 22, 2007

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Watch the Merchandise

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.

Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

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bag watch

When out at a club or a party, being on the lookout for that one douchebag you want to avoid at all costs because he always latches onto you and your friends like a leech and basically ruins the fun for everyone. Because the person or persons on bag watch are essentially providing a life saving service to the rest of the group, they must have eyes like a hawk and be as stealthy as a ninja.

Todd: "Hey Rabbit, that party tonight at Kelly's should be fuckin' awesome. I just hope that Chris don't show up."

Rabbit: "Don't worry, dude. Matt and I are taking turns on bag watch, so if we see him, we will give everyone a heads up and we can all bail."

Todd: "Fuck yeah. With you guys on the case we definitely have no worries".

by orphanmaker August 20, 2011

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flake watch

watching for the 1st snowflake of a major storm, while sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks.

I'm on flake watch. As soon as it starts to snow, I'll have a few more drinks so all the traffic can get out of town.

by Jim Weatherfield February 24, 2010

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