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Dip weed

One who is very slow at understanding how life works. Or one who is mentally challenged when it comes to common sense.

Johnny is such a Dip Weed, he tried sharpening his pen in a crayon sharpener.

by Al Sharpy tan May 24, 2017

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stress weed

The type of weed buds that contain stems, sticks, seeds. Basically it is the lowest-end quality type of cannabis you can consume.

Back in the day we didn't have any money, so all we could smoke was stress weed. You could hear the seeds popping.

by DollaSign20 April 3, 2017


Weed Wizard

Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.

"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"

"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"

by happyfuntiem June 27, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tapia Weed

The best herb in the michiana area. If you aren't smoking Tapia weed you probably know it. Tapia weed is known to be sour diesel, jack herer, grand daddy purp, skush and the like.

Damn dude... is this that Tapia weed?

Fuck that... ill just go get some Tapia weed!

by fathomz July 19, 2009


Dice Weed

Noun, a term used to describe weed of the lowest possible quality. Better to avoid at all costs

Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."

by Launchedrain7 February 9, 2020


walk the weed

When living with rule-abiding people (e.g. parents, conservatives, children), a walk pretending to walk the dog but actually smoking marijuana around the block.

"My parents are really driving me crazy this Thanksgiving, Cindy. I think we need to walk the weed."

"Did you see those girls over there? Looks like they're walking the weed."

by Monty S August 7, 2007


Duppy Weed

Marijuana that is so good, your friends make it disappear in the night. Ghostly actions happened to your dope! Rasta reference emulated into word.

First Stoner: "Hey man, where's that great smoke from last night?" "What kind was dat anyway?"
Second Stoner: "Dat was my Duppy Weed!"

by monkeygirlmarley December 23, 2010