Wig Splittin' Boogie

To fight, throw down. Term was derived from the Brooks & Dunn song "Boot Scootin' Boogie". To split someone's wig refers to splitting their scalp open.

Yo man Tony got fucked up real bad, he did the wig splittin' boogie with Marco and got his head slammed in a Jaguar door.

Slam your head into a Cadillac, beat yo ass with a slap Jack meet me out back so we can boogie...wig splittin' boogie.

keep your wig on

It means stay calm, don't get excited, don't lose your head, keep your cool. Dose and does are two different words.

She: Why tf did you do that!
He: Alright don't get mad at me. Keep your wig on.

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wig wag

1) A less fashionable tool.
2) Someone who exists well beyond the point of homo-suspicion.

1) Carson Daily is such a wig wag.
2) Carson Daily is such a wig wag.

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Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

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Lola Luftnagle Wig

A dayglo-colored, anime character-type wig. As seen on Lola Luftnagle (Lilly Truscott's alter-ego from the Disney Channel series Hannah Montana)

Sometimes when we go clubbing, my girlfriend likes to rock a Lola Luftnagle wig with skin-tight pleather pants and stiletto heals... Damn she looks hot when she does that!

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Split my wig

To get a haircut

I'm about to split my wig.

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Wig-wearing asshole

Donald Trump, the president of the United States of America. He's an asshole that wears a wig

Jerry: "did you see Donald trump on the news yesterday?"
John: "Ha! You mean that wig-wearing asshole?"

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