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the wild and unprotected

What exists outside of a phone, computer, or tablet screen

Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life

by von groovy June 23, 2022


must be wild

A phrase meaning that someone is crazy or has pretty much lost their mind.

To someone: "We should sneak out tonight!" Other Person: "MUST BE WILD!"
To someone: "I dare you to go cuss your mom out." Other Person: "MUST BE WILD!"

by tacosarerllygood January 29, 2018


wild sifto

Wild sifto is a commonly used term to refer to living life on the wild side. If you aren't dancing on a cooler, fish hooking it in he middle of a circle, or doing cartwheels in the front lawn then you are not living out wild sifto.

Look at the girl doing the Dougie on that cooler. Her life defines wild sifto.

by Bigtex500 December 5, 2013


wild penis

A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.

Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.

by E idiots dei March 23, 2020


wild tamie

Crazy, loud, free-willed, will not back down for anyone, basically wild. You cannot tame her.

Girl 1: what is that I see over yonder?
Girl 2: I think it’s a wild tamie!

by Wild tamie September 25, 2019


bush-wild

An adjective describing a person with crazy hair, insane eyes, legarms, and acts on Gossip Girl.

Vanessa is so trimmed.
No, Vanessa is so bush-wild!
I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

by masterofdaworldnumba2 November 30, 2009


Wild CAS

Cock Sucker And Attention Seeker.

A wild breed of animal from the educational sector, known by peers to achieve very high grades and effort rating through 3rd party forms.

Wow, that wild CAS mustn't have gotten those good grades honestly.

by wildowstritch December 2, 2012