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Clark Middle School

A middle school located on 93rd Ave. for grades 5-8 located in the North-Eastern area of Saint John, IN. The school feeds into Lake Central High School. Almost all of the students at Clark are Caucasian, with some Latinas and a few African-Americans. The kids that attend this school mostly come from upper-middle class families that live in respectable homes in safe neighborhoods. The typical male Clark student will go to their sports team practices and work hard, then come home and spend the rest of their time playing xbox/ps3 with their friends online. The males at Clark are overall pretty easy-going, but can be pretty try-hard at athletics. The typical female student at Clark has her group of friends, and they're really close. At lunch, each grade eats together and tables represent groups of friends; you won't be allowed to walk over and sit at any table you want if it's occupied. Minor drugs have been a problem at Clark since its beginnings, with the most recent bust occurring in March of 2011. Fights rarely occur, and when they do, they last for a total of about 10 seconds from the time the first punch is thrown (which more often than not misses). This is a result of the somewhat robot-like strictness that the administration runs the school. Overall, if you have a solid group of friends, it's an alright place to go to school. Not much changes or ever happens for that matter, but many would view that as a plus.

Kid 1: "Clark Middle School is soooo boring"
Kid 2: "Yeah, but things are only gonna get worse in high school"
Kid 1: "I know, but I need a change man"

One advantage of going to a relatively new school is that the track and field records are much easier to beat than at older schools

Grimmer Kid: "Hey, what school to you go to?"
Clark Kid: "Clark"
Grimmer Kid: "Oh yeah, weren't you the best player on my baseball team last year?"

Clark is a school where nothing changes

by saintjohn12 July 23, 2012

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Dick Clark Syndrome

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

by Bush Donkey June 18, 2011

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John Clark

John Clark is a kind and hot guy. He is caring and a bit shy. He has blonde hair and green-blue eyes. He has all Aโ€™s and is on the football team. He loves Disney world and country music. His hobby is fishing, Everybody could use a John Clark in their life.

Wow, John Clark is so good at football!

by Amroniecal234 October 27, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lewis & Clark College

A school 10x better than Reed College. Cooler, smarter, and overall better. Yeah, that's right. Care more about the environment and have way more trees on campus. Also didn't turn out capitalists like Steve Jobs, so there's that. MONICA LEWINSKY. That's all.

Lewis & Clark College over Reed any day.

by Defnotaneoi69420 September 20, 2019


Clark Kent Effect

The idea that recognizably is primarily determined by hair, glasses and clothing.

After all these years I didn't even recognize you. Must be the Clark Kent Effect.

by Cede Sioux November 7, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fast Eddie Clarke

The origional guitar player for motorhead great guitar player and later started his own band called fastway obviously after his name

Fast Eddie Clarke is an underrated guitar player

by guitardude218 July 17, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maxwell Harris Clarke

Size does not matter. Max is big in spirit. That's all that matters. He is a great overall human being and enjoys long walks on the beach. Everyone who knows him loves him. He's athletic, he's taller than most first graders, and loves the smell of gasoline. Maxwell Harris Clarke is the kind of person you want to be around.

Maxwell Harris Clarke is super epic

by bichlasagnabich June 19, 2020