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The coolest person in the world, coming from the original St. Gregory The Great, any person with the name Gregory is simply amazing will likely become wealthy and successful. The name Gregory Smith in particular is only for a select few individuals in the world that define perfection, beauty, and amazement. These people are reserved for the most elite jobs and will likely be leaders in the most prestigious social circles in the world. Basically if you know someone named Gregory Smith stay close to them because keep in mind they are better than everyone else in the world. They are a bro but without the douchebag qualities. They are simply....the best
kid talking to his dad: Daddy i want to be strong and smart and a ladies man and successful some day.
Dad: well son thats impossible because my name or your name is not Gregory Smith, sorry you suck, go be a KA instead.
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The largest firearm production company in the United States, founded in 1852. It has long been known to produce popular and well-regarded handguns ever since their original "Model 1", a diminutive .22 Short caliber revolver. Popular models include the Model 29, Model 19, Model 27, 686, Chief's Special, and Model 60.
Although generally known for their revolvers, they now also produce a wide selection of semi-automatic pistols and AR-15 style rifles for military, law enforcement, hunters, citizen personal protection, and private security.
He just picked up a new Smith & Wesson M&P.
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Joseph Smith he was a prophet, dum dum dum dum dum
Joseph Smith he was a prophet, dum dum dum dum dum
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A smith number is any number whose sum of individual digits is also equal to the sum of the digits of its prime factorisation.
Smith numbers were named by Albert Wilansky of Lehigh University for his brother-in-law Harold Smith, who noticed the property in his phone number.
22 is a smith number because:
2+2 = 4
22 = 2*11
2+1+1 = 4
hence, 22 is a smith number.
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A real country singer. Born and raised in Georgia. Writes and sings songs about stories and experiences that people can relate to unlike many country singers these days who sing about how country they are even though they are really fake.
Jacob- That Corey Smith concert was great. Easily one of the greatest nights of my life.
Joe- Yeah it was bad ass when he sang F*** the PoPo.
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A.) Lying for no apparent reason
B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.
C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.
D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.
E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.
F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.
A.) Greg: Hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !
B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.
C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!
D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!
E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.
F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap
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The worlds largest handgun manufacturers in the world. The have some pritty tight guns too. Basically the King of gun making.
Dude did you know Smith and wesson came out with 5 new guns? Man they got a lot of fire power.
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