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Mattress hockey

An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.

Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.

by cusefan001 February 21, 2013


knee hockey

A game played by children, as well as teens, where all players hold a small hockey stick that is the appropriate length to use when on one's knees. It is ideally played full contact, but leaving one's knees is a violation of the rules. It is an Americanized version of the Canadian game {{mini-sticks}}, and is commonly played in basements across the Midwest, New England, the Mid-Atlantic and throughout the United States.

At out of town youth hockey tournaments, players often bring small nets and sticks so they can play knee hockey in the hotel hallways.

by JewyJewsteinInMD May 3, 2021


Street Hockey

A fun sport played with two teams, a ball, sticks, rollerblades, and nets. it could be played on the street or in a street hockey court.

I'll meet you down at the court to play street hockey. CAR!

by dictionareyyy July 2, 2017


Dick Hockey

When two people are metaphorically swinging their dicks at each other. Also known as a “pissing contest.”

Alex was tired of all the boys sitting around playing dick hockey, so she grabbed her things and got the hell out of there.

by Salvatore Valentina June 20, 2022


Crate Hockey

A form of dek hockey. The goals are single crates on the ground. The game is not played as "full-court" to prevent dumps from scoring. It is played with take-backs. A team usually consists of 10-20 players with 3 players playing on the dek at a time.

South Jersey Brawlers: "Our crew is gonna join a crate hockey tournament down the shore in the summer."Our Teammate: "Let's whoop some ass."

by Mylec92 December 26, 2008


hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast

Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!

by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018


hockey walrus

An overweight hockey mom.

theres no room in the stands, there are too many hockey walruses watching the game.

by leonmktg October 17, 2022