An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.
Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.
A game played by children, as well as teens, where all players hold a small hockey stick that is the appropriate length to use when on one's knees. It is ideally played full contact, but leaving one's knees is a violation of the rules. It is an Americanized version of the Canadian game {{mini-sticks}}, and is commonly played in basements across the Midwest, New England, the Mid-Atlantic and throughout the United States.
At out of town youth hockey tournaments, players often bring small nets and sticks so they can play knee hockey in the hotel hallways.
A fun sport played with two teams, a ball, sticks, rollerblades, and nets. it could be played on the street or in a street hockey court.
I'll meet you down at the court to play street hockey. CAR!
When two people are metaphorically swinging their dicks at each other. Also known as a “pissing contest.”
Alex was tired of all the boys sitting around playing dick hockey, so she grabbed her things and got the hell out of there.
A form of dek hockey. The goals are single crates on the ground. The game is not played as "full-court" to prevent dumps from scoring. It is played with take-backs. A team usually consists of 10-20 players with 3 players playing on the dek at a time.
South Jersey Brawlers: "Our crew is gonna join a crate hockey tournament down the shore in the summer."Our Teammate: "Let's whoop some ass."
A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast
Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!
An overweight hockey mom.
theres no room in the stands, there are too many hockey walruses watching the game.