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a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.
simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
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In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.
*The Joe's at ranger school*
Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.
Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.
Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.
Joe 2: ...What?
Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.
*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.
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When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss
"Someone has left a wizards gift in the toilet."
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someone whose very good in bed
man ! Brandons a hole wizard !
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A drinking game in which participants make a Wizard Stick or Wizard Staff by stacking cans on top of eachother and taping them together with Gaffer or Duct tape. When a participants wizard stick becomes taller then themselves they become a wizard.
Person A: Man I'm awesome, I totally became a wizard last night.
Person B: Not fair, I can never pass the Wizard's Trial. I always pass out after 6 cans of beer.
Person A: Mate an 8 year old girl could out drink you.
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In the map Dust II on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the area between counter-terrorist spawn and long.
B site sufferer: I am sitting cum, what is the status on A site, team?
A site enjoyer: The terrorists have breached past wizard sleeve and things are not looking very based.
Team: (Experiencing deja-poo) Time to commence blamestorming and concoct a chaos agent.
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A slang word for lean. Most commonly used in the DMV
I need to sip on that wizard juice fool.
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