What would that look like?

I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.

Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."

i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this

fucking dumbass, ARE YOU THAT BORED??

person 1: i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this
person 2: *Searches*
person 1: your not my friend anymore.

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

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How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

Would (in pizza tower)

would peg/have sex with

(Sees a femboy gyatt) Would (in pizza tower)

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our mayors would

the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!

our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted

Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.

Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.