Fuck You In Advance

when plans are going down for something really stupid and you have been tricked/convinced into being a part of it, instead of just saying no though, you just say "fuck you" in advance. can also be used when you know an individual (mostly the stooge of the group) is going to mess something up.

getting ready to deliver flyers to the neighbourhood:
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"

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Fuck You Tip

A Fuck You Tip is given, when, in a coffee shop, deli, or any store with a tip jar, the customer tips the clerk with change that is 10 cents or less. This is called a fuck you tip because, although your giving the person money, it is an insult to give someone such a smalll amount of money as a tip".

*Customer orders a coffee which costs $1.97*
Next
*Customer hands clerk 2 dollars*
Next
*Customer receives 3 cents change
Next
*Customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar

"Hey man, I gave that deli worker today a fuck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and I threw him a 10 dollar bill. Then he gave me the 8 cents back and I threw it in the tip jar, it was great!"

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The "Fuck You" Button

The circle button used in God of War to grab enemies, usually resulting in death for the defense, as defined by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation.

I used the "fuck you" button and ripped that harpy's wings right off.

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Son Of A.....Fuck You

Phrase used to express your pain by saying it to the one that caused the pain.

Ouch...son of a.....fuck you!

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fuck you hayden

What you say when Hayden does anything

Hayden: “Hey”
Everyone else: “Fuck you Hayden

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cream of fuck you

A term used to avoid a person with the nagging interest in what type of food you are preparing. Conceived from all the different types of Cream of ___ soups that there are.

X: "hmmmm that soup smells good, what cha making?"
Y: "Cream of FUCK YOU!"

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Fuck You Gaymzee

The only effective comeback when someone differs in opinion with you. This statement can be used in any situation including when someone "offends" you. Originated from a similar situation occurring on the popular blogging site "Tumblr."

Offender: wow hi i dont like cake umm
Person: wow fuck you gaymzee god some people will never get to even TASTE cake you asshole check your privilege cis scum.

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