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A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
A phrase unique to the Binghamton New York area, meaning to stare at someone with awe, horror, and fascination, all at the same time.
"Don't look at me with that Ross Park Zoo Stare"
Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.
San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.
The wild ass fucking universe containing an enormous amount of unanswered questions and unnecessary things that can kill you or scar you for life, tis but a lovely universe we share all by ourselves is it not?
"Yo I think that giraffe neck yee yee lookin ass mf forgot the zoo culture up in here no cap"
the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children
Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.