Chicken Randella

A particularly firey Indian dish, where young extremely short chicklets are substituted for the adult variety. This adds a certain gamey taste, when coupled with green chilli's can leave you speechless. Generally served with corriander and yoghurt. Other varieties of the Randella include; Lamb Randella, Shrimp Randella, Seafood Bisk Randella and my personal favourite, Pork Randella.

Kid 'Mum, i feel like Chicken Randella tonight!!'

Mum 'Randella tonight?

Kid 'Oh yeahhhhhhhh, Randella tonight'

Mountain Chicken

GradeAUnderA told you to search for this to see the stupidest named animal and you did. Good job for ya mate u ain’t the lazy bastard we all thought u were!

Any Normal Human: Hey! Look at that frog!
Some Stupid Scientist: oMg WtF i’Ve DIsCovErEd A nEW spECieS!!! I’Ll cALl iT A moUntAIn cHiCken!! sUReLy noBodY wILl GEt conFuSeD!!
Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
Any Normal Person: *jumps out a window*

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Chicken Goddess

The goddess of all chickens; amazing at everything and creates happiness; resides in Chicken Town, New Tork

The Chicken Goddess commanded her chickens to kill all pebbles on sight.

The Chicken Goddess destroyed the planet Pluto to eliminate the false pebble god.

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Chicken casserole

Chicken casserole is the meal of choice of Alabama commit, 5-star, duel sport athlete nose tackle Walter Elwood Scoot, Jr. better known as “jay ahh”

Man jay ahh killed it today. Hes gonna feast on some chicken casserole tonight for sure.

flippin chickens

dealing or slinging coke or drugs

He is still flippin chickens on the corner

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Arabesque Chicken

(Noun) A species of poultry descending from ancient Arabia. This particular fowl has the tendency to gasp for air in a loud, sob-like manner, which is actually its laugh. Though this chicken looks like many of its varieties within the same genus, it has two major differences. The Arabesque Chicken can grow the equivalent of a beard at a very young age. It also can dance in an unusual way, crossing ballet stylings with chicken-dance techniques. In recent times, it has been facing extinction because of how few exist.

Teacher: Class, today we will be learning about ox yokes.
*Arabesque Chicken walks in*
Student: Oh my gosh! An Arabesque Chicken!
Teacher: What an opportunity!
*Arabesque Chicken starts dancing. Teacher joins in. Party ensues.*

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chicken nuggies

Something to buy in bulk. One day we will buy them in bulk and have a mini van.

I want chicken nuggies 25/8

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