Rural Dictionary

shake the pig

A term referring to a piggy-bank meaning;

1. To literally shake a piggy-bank to collect the coins within or;

2. To figuratively not spend any money in a situation that would normally require it (i.e. A penny pincher, tight fisted, cheap, ) or;

3. You could "shake someone's pig" by continuously bumming money/food off of them.

Generally reserved for people who are poor or broke.

Crap I'm out of gas money! Guess it's time to shake the pig.

I have no money for gas, so I'm going to shake Jake's pig and get a ride to the mall.

I'm going to have to shake the pig this winter cus' I'm not paying for heat!

by J.S.H.T. October 4, 2010

Pig gold

n. Bacon. The beautiful, streaky bounty that can be extracted from pigs and - when combined with any other food (including MORE bacon) - makes said food infinitely more tasty.

I love this bacon. It's ****ing pig gold.

by EMM_1984 July 30, 2012

Awkward Pig

'Awkwards' are an interjection used when a situation is so awkward that no words can possibly diffuse the awkwardity.

Awkward Pig is possibly the very best awkward in existence. It allows for considerably more awkwardity to be displayed than the regular Awkward Turtle. In this awkward, you follow these steps:

1) Place your INDEX and MIDDLE fingers from your LEFT hand on your lower eyelids; index below left eye, middle below right eye. This should form a V-Shape with your first two fingers.

2) Place your INDEX finger from your RIGHT hand up, underneath the V in your left hand, onto the tip of your nose.

3) Push your nose up, forming a 'snout'.

4) Wiggle RIGHT hand.

Aka, make a pig face using fingers to pull down eyelids, and one finger to wiggle your snout.

1) Daniel went bright red whilst asking an attractive PE teacher about sport, and eventually he couldn't get any words out. The only thing to do was highlight the awkwardity. Marcus brought out his best rendition of the Awkward Turtle, but this was insufficient to show how truly awkward the situation was. Thankfully, Jake was quick to bring things under control by utilising the Awkward Pig.

2) Daniel slipped and tripped down the stairs in front of his whole school year. It was thoroughly embarrassing. Recognising an unusually high awkwardity level, David whacked out the Awkward Pig.

by EarleyBird January 25, 2011