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feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

by name your October 28, 2007

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Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007

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addicted to the blade

Someone who uses a razor blade to cut themselves to bleed on purpose for the enjoyment of others.

Ric Flair and Jon Moxley may bleed in every match. They may be addicted to the blade.

by Your friend Mark in 2022 August 19, 2022


Blade porn

When a girl uses a sharp object instead of a dildo.

I saw a nice blade porn video of Sydney the other night. She was using her own blood for lube.

by Madsgk October 17, 2017


Super Blades

Sunglasses that are more than $100.

Derived from the term "Blades" meaning sunglasses that are more than $10.
Any sunglasses under $10, are called "Shades".

"Dude, did you see those shades that guy was wearing?"
"No, bro, those were SUPER BLADES. Shades are for people that can't afford blades or super blades."

by "Dude" September 29, 2011


Smudge The Blades

Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!

“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”

Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”

Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”

by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021


Blade eater

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.

I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.

by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023