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The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.
I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.
The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.
"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"
"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."
"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"
Informally known as a unit of measurement.
The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.
Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.
The radius of that tire looks to be about three David Boot.
A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
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More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.
Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."
Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.
Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.
to duke in the butt, to bend someone/thing over and do them in the butt:buttsex
dude we got caught boot flugen last nite