The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
A Cap'n Craig is when someone takes a blarp on your pair of cowboy boots.
Hey man looks like Brady cap'n craiged you.
the under the bed champion
king of quiplash
in-joke to the stars
"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."
World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…
Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake
Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.
a young male whos a lax brah, and blazes with his homeboys everyday
The hottest Bond. This guy is such a DILF - so buff and beautiful! All the girls want him, and all the guys wish they could have him too. The greatest Bond, and one of the greatest men to ever walk the Earth.
Examples:
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"
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