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The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.
I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.
A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.
Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.
A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.
Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.
the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!
damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder
Yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a blow job.
Liam: Hey baby! Fancy some action? I'm toey'er than a roman sandal....
Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?
Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.
Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night
To jerk off.
Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.