An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart
He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!
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A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.
You are a goober munch.
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The soda and back wash mixture that is left in the rim of a soda can after a drink has been taken.
"Hey, can I get a sip of your soda?"...(GULP...GULP)."Thanks man!" ..."Dude! You left some sloober-goober in the rim, suck that shit up man!"
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an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis
That guy is a real goober gnat.
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Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.
Ew, she's such a goobie head.
My goober hurts.
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When you and your sexual partner put each otherβs mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.
Mark:β Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!β Jimbo: βOh yeah? Howβs that done?β Mark:βso basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dickβ
*call ends*
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