July 1st

The day gods are born, it’s said men born on this day have the largest schlongs known to man.

Guy: I was born on July 1st
Girl: Please take my virginity almighty one

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July 2

The day Chandler finally won a Mr Beast challenge

"July 2 is an epic day, Chandler won a challenge on this day!"
"Wow, i thought he would never win one!"

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July 13th

The day this crazy motherfucker was born, so crazy that they share a birthday with julias ceaser.

when were you born nikka?
July 13th .......
nikka thats when ceasar was born.

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July 11

A day where fat 7/11 employees give slushees out for free.

Yo wanna go to 7/11 on July 11th and have the fat ass give us some slushees for free?

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July 18

National break your reeds day

July 18, National break your reeds day, is

the unfortunate day where you break all your reeds If you play an instrument that has one. It is guaranteed to make you cry .

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July 8th

A day where nothing is gay. No need to say no homo because its JULY 8TH!!!

"Hey dude wanna make out its July 8th?.

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july 2nd

It is the middle of the year. there is exactly 182 days before and after. It is also John's Birthday!

7/2 july 2nd

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