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A) A septic pond.
B) A body of highly polluted water.
Hey...sorry the septic tank broke. But now you have a turd lake
The small community on Vancouver Island, which Victorian residents frequently visit to stock up on large quantaties of weed and or oil/hash.
A generally shitty town that offers no attractions save for a lake and various cracked up teens, can have it's history traced back to a small logging community first developed in the early 1900's. The business has died, but the people still live there clinging onto misery.
"Dude let's roll over to lake cowichan and get us some 'crunk-shit'!"
"Fo' sho', got to represent the 749."
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The worst side of Jefferson Township in New Jersey. The most dangerous side with the druggies and teens running around freely. Be proud if you've survived this area.
I went to Lake Hopatcong and got high by staring at the druggies run by my house.
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The 3rd richest town in the country and proably the world. Only Greenwich, CN, and Kenilworth, IL are slightly above the affluent, beautiful lake forest. LF is about 30 miles north east of chicago right on lake michigan. Everyone from lake forest is rich beyond belief compared to the rest of you, people and most everyone is gorgeous. In order to survive in our beautiful small town, you must drive carSSSS like mercedes, porsche, bmw, ferarri, range rover, and lexus. otherwise, your simply a lake forest, white trash, wannabe. all the other suburbs around us strive their hardest to beat us in anything, sports, LOOKS, money not gonna happen, cars& houses again, not gonna happen and just about everything. like someone said above, it's lake forest, we breed perfection. were rich, and your not. get over it. just watch the movie mean girls. Regina george has the typical lake forest lifestyle that we, who live here are proud of. Lake forest is the real north shore, dont expect to survive in the area if you arent gorgeous, wealthy, and smart. Oh, not to mention we are the best, and we will always be the best, so all of you wannabees get over yourselves, lake forest, the real north shore.
It's cooler by the lake.
just face it, everyone wishes they could lead our lake forest lifestyles.
you all are going to try to get rich or die trying.
we dont need to try, its naturally given to us.
YOU wish.
love you all, kiss kiss!
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A small town in Texas, specifically Brazoria County, containing less than thirty thousand people. The citizens there, referred to as Lake Jacksonites, think they are better than everyone else. In reality, they are dim little nimrods who "borrow" (STEAL) a majority of Brazoria County's budget for their own good.
(1. Hey, you're from Lake Jackson, TX? You're an asshole!
(2. That kid from Lake Jackson is going to grow up to be a person who steal from other small towns!
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A large body of water located in the Andes on the border of Bolivia and Peru, this lake is the site of a "no holds barred" nudist colony where any consenting member/visitor is permitted to perform and/or participate in any non-injurious sexual activity he pleases at any time.
Anytime I feel lonesome and horny, I just hop a plane to Lake Tittycocka and totally knock myself out there for a few days.
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Officially the most beautiful place in the entire world. It contains beautiful beaches and the lake will take your breath away.
I went to lake Roosevelt today and my life was perfect
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