When a person spreads hot sauce on their hands then sticks one or more fingers into a female vagina resulting in pain and pleasure.
My goal for this week is to give my girlfriend a Louisiana Chicken Tender.
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A sexual maneuver in which a guy shoves a lizard in his rectum and makes his partner search for it. (Basically, hide and seek with a lizard)
"I tried to do a Louisiana Lost Lizard with Jordan, but the bitch couldn't find the lizard. Now I'm fucked," says Aaron.
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After a couple men ejaculate into a girls asshole, she proceeds to fart it into another girls vagina
Jenny: This gang bang needs to finish off with a Louisiana Lunch Date
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When a man prevents another human from relieving their bowels by inserting his penis into their anus.
Hey guys, my girlfriend tried to give me a Cleveland steamer last night but instead I surprised her with a Louisiana Butt Plug
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The act of inserting both your enire penis and testicles inside your partners mouth.
She gagged profusely when I attempted to give her a Louisiana Bass Mouth
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A Louisiana doo doo train is when a person eats a big rack of bbq ribs then poops into someone elses butt, then that person poops on the first persons chest.
Its like 2 girls 1 cup but without vomit and you poop in to the persons butthole then get all that poop on your chest thus making it into the Louisiana doo doo train.
1. A truly innovative twist on the traditional alligator fuckhouse where two gentlemen double penetrate the female subject while rolling down a hill and continuing to maintain insertion
2. A Montgomery Picnic Sandwich is the same thing except all subjects must be immediate relatives
1. Last weekend was so much fun, except I grass burn on my ass from the Louisiana Picnic Sandwich
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