Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick.
Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.
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the Asian version of doggy style
the Shimizu's love doing it panda style
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The new word for bare instead of bare u use panda!!!!!
Not in the way of animals!!
OLD WAY: We got bare to wait!!
New Way: We got panda to wait!!
I got panda money!! "Nice shoes, dey is panda"
SPREAD IT!!!!!
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first of all i would like to point out that all these definitions are completely wrong. a sneaky panda is a mythical creature rumored to leap from bushes and ejaculate onto unsuspecting passerby's faces.
the common misconception is that a "sneaky panda" is a sexual act between two partners. when the male is pounding the female from behind, pulls out and spits on her back to make her think he just came. but then flips her over and pops in her face. this act however, is actually properly called the"philly fake-out"
"my relationship with my girlfriend hasn't been the same since she was sneaky panda-ed."
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when you have a guy banging a chick in the ass and you replace the guy with a panda
my friend did a sneaky panda to his girlfriend
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The act of intercourse between a non-Asian male/female with an Asian male/female.
A hot Asian girl delivered my Chinese food tonight, and within an hour I was riding the panda.
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Is used to describe the way homosexuals behave when anticipating a foreign object entering their anal cavity, such as a spoon.
Dude! jefferys panda dancing in your kitchen!!!
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