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1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.
I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.
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A euphemism referring to cutting ones pubes (also known as a rug)
The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
-Train
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A horribly salacious way of trying to say you are cleaning carpets and/or rugs, with intention of making the reader ponder if you actually cleaning carpets or performing cunnilingus for customers.
He smelled something awful last night after an entire day of sucking rugs.
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A promiscuous woman with horribly fried/colored/permed hair = rug (hair texture and appearance) fish = referring to a skanky chick who most likely is festering a few stds. The type of girl who will be your friend but will sleep with any guy you express interest in anywhere.
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A small rug placed on the female at birth between her legs.
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I need some new carpets laying, oh look, there's some rats over there, they should be able to help.
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