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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.

A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018


blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017


skirt

royal Canadian mounted police dress uniform

Celtic clothing

Scottish clothing

traditional scottish patterns

nice skirt goes well with the traditional uniform. my family taught me to always wear one if i carry a weapon.

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020


skirt

Something girls wear to give more access to their pussy

Skirts are so hot

by Horny girl May 30, 2021


Skirt

The sound your car makes as you drift.

My homi went skirt down tha block in his new whip.

by Jballar November 15, 2019


Skirt

When a person dates someone of the same sex to give the appearance of a homosexual orientation but is actually a closeted heterosexual.

In this context, the term "skirt" is being used to describe a man who dates another man but does not identify as gay. This usage mirrors the slang term "beard," which refers to a person (often a woman) who dates someone to conceal their true sexual orientation. Therefore, "skirt" can be defined as follows:

**Skirt:** A term used to describe a man who dates another man to give the impression that he is not gay, despite his sexual orientation or attractions. This term parallels the slang "beard," which describes a similar dynamic but typically involves a heterosexual relationship.

by Skirt man June 9, 2024


blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 17, 2014