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the day dora finally gives me head
him: it’s may 24th
her: so?
him: get on ur knees
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May 3rd is the day when the best dick sucker and rider was born. Hit someone with this birthday up. You won't regret it...I know I didn't ;)
Person A: Hey, isn't Alice's birthday on May 3rd?
Person B: Oh wait- I gotta go hit her up-
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Get Free head from anyone you show this
May 26
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National kiss your girlfriend day
Boy: "do you know what day it is?"
Girl: "no!?"
Boy:"its 22nd of may!"
*kisses*
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Kira-may is usually a person who is emotional and well collected. She usually keeps her life to herself and isnt very open. But when you get to know her she is the best friend you could ever have. She trusts everyone, but if you break her trust she will never trust you again. She is very shy and hesitates in asking for something that she wants.
Person 1: Hey kira-may seems very interesting. I can never tell what she feeling
Person 2: Ask her, and she will tell you because she trusts everyone.
Aaron may is a underrated artist out here, he next up fr
Boy: you listen to Aaron may?…
Girl: yes I do!
Boy: wanna date?
Girl: yes