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Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D
Isa is absolutely focken dashing
a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro
A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.
That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.
Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.
The word you only know existed because of Sonic 06.
A release from guilt, obligation or punishment.
Coz every night I will save your life.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Coz every night I will make it right.
And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds
Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
When you are run over by a 400 ton truck
My mate got absolutely pulverised yesterday