cutoff account

A secret account managed by someone, often made without the knowledge of one's general friends. Typically created on a game.

Joe: "I just found Bertie's cutoff account"

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

Games account

A games account, is a account made by 2 or 3 people, where they buy games together.

"why did you get the games account perma banned?" - Bro 1
" i didn't" - Bro 2
"I banned the games account because of a guy on brawlhalla" - Bro 3

Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"

*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀

non-service account

an account that is specifically used NOT to run services.

the accounts team like to make use of non-service accounts

Root account

The account in Unix and Unix-like operating systems that has access to most of the system (or not all). With this account, you can do many things that normal users without sudo "super user do" access cannot do, such as editing configuration files, software management, user management, and more. It is usually created by the system after the OS installation is finished, however the password may be set during the installation or after the installation.

If you know the password for the root account, do not play with the system unless you know what you're doing.

Cypriotic Accountant

An accountant that will rob you.

This guy was left with no money, his attorney robbed him like a cypriotic accountant.