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The best friend ever. Super clumsy, will probably die first in a horror movie because she’s not the best decision maker. Super cool style that everyone loves! An amazingly goofalicious person who either can’t take anything seriously or is insanely depressed. Extroverted, will make new friends in a second but secretly thinks that everyone hates her. Makes fun of people for hoarding sauce or moaning.
Person 1: My best friend gets mad at me when I hoard BBQ sauce!
Person 2: Must be an Addee.
Addee is someone who is cool. Never a dull moment you know an addee. Appears orange in pictures but looks good in person. Is super duper nice because she lets her broke bestie live on her couch. Literally invented the word goofy.
Doug: my friend looks orange in this picture!
Sarah: Is that Addee? She’s so goofbally! She lets me live on her couch for free
Asking to grow your penis longer
I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke
Anything else sir?
Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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The repeated patching up of a flimsy argument for a ridiculous proposition made by someone you’d think would be smarter.
Reductape is Latin for the process of repeatedly patching something until all you see is the patch and you can no longer see the thing being patched.
Absurdium is an isotope of Einsteinium (Es, atomic number 99) which when present in the brain of even the hugest genius renders them stupid.
Did you hear Trump’s latest claims that the election was rigged?
Yes. It was a case of reductape add absurdium.
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