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A slag someone who will wreck your home/asshole.
Carol: dammit Jared why would you sleep with someone who isn’t me
Jared: I’m sorry Mary it was a one time thing
Carol: That’s not my name Jared you cunthole
Jared: I’m sorry Beth I think we can make this marriage work for the kids
Carol: You dirty dirty adulterer (licks lips and squats)
Then carol gave Jared a dirty sanchez and proceeds to make love to Beth sorry I meant Carol
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One person in a relationship that watches a tv series without the other their significant other.
You're a tele adulterer for watching Outlander without me!
An adult who likes comic book movies and thinks they're a respectable form of art. Abbreviated to APBs.
(A conversation overheard between two Adults-in-pajama-bottoms)
Jeremy: Hey, Sam! Did you see the new Batman?! Watching the same story told in 1,000 slightly different ways is so deep.
Sam: I couldn't agree more! Stan Lee was the modern day William Shakespeare!
I don’t want to listen to them! They’re having an adult conversation.
An true adult that you can depend on. Someone who will fight for you thick and thin. And someone who people come to love and trust with their lives.
Yo this guys really glown up from a boy to man. He’s become an adult-adult
When you go out with your girl and she’s done dressing like a teen and pulls off that scarf and long adult ass coat jawn
Sean took Noelle to dinner and said damn babe you’re “adult hot” af
When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.
Man I’m about to run an adult Peyton on this hamster