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Alcohol and poor judgement. aka college
The underground future of DUI criminals. As their numbers grow their will be a new political and judical future where MADD members are burnt at the stake.
After his jail term, George had no choice but to test the Alcohol Civilization Theory and live on the streets, his home, his car and his job were all taken from him. Alcohlism is the only disease attempted to be curable by incarceration.
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A part-time alcoholic is a person who drinks more often than they should, but aren't alcohol dependent.
Boy 1: "Do you drink every night?"
Boy 2: "Yeah."
Boy 1: "You're an alcoholic."
Boy 2: "No, I don't drink at work I'm not alcohol dependent, I'm a part-time alcoholic."
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Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people “functional” or “high-functioning" alcoholics."
Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.
Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.
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A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.
Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.
Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.
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the prerequisites for a kickass party
That party last night had weed hoes and alcohol. It was a pretty kickass party
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A term used in the military well before the 1980's to describe a soldier who drinks entirely too much and has sex with as many women as he can while on liberty.
We got a 96 and I gonna be an Alcoholic Semen Thrower all weekend!
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