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Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.
Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
hottest man alive, like ever. Like.. THE hottest man ever. likeee… you don’t get it this man is SO HOT its insane like BROOOOO……
“Billie Joe Armstrong is literally so hot like omfg…. i want him to marry me.”
Paul armstrong is the most amazing person on earth he makes demon fall in love so easy there panties fall off
Man he's a real paul Armstrong
Sam Armstrong Marshall is a really hot male with fluffy hair, he is the true definition of hot. If you ever see him just know you are a very lucky man
"your looking so Sam Armstrong Marshall right know"
When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)
“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”
A word that the green day frontman would use, or any green day band before violently fighting someone and punching them extremely severely. It's used by the green day frontman who's very likely dead. And therefore uses this statement in complete anger and fury. It could also be used by fans in the rock genre in general. Referring that it came from an joke. but hit out in school once.
''Hey, you look like total dumpster trash.''
''I'm going to Armstrong the fuck out of you motherfucker.''