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Choirboy's Arse

A term which is often used to describe complicated parking manoevres.

"There's a space, park in there."
"No way will I get this Transit van in there mate, that space looks tighter than a choirboy's arse!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

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cannie be arsed

Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.

I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

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arse-wanker

1. An exceptionally rude or inconsiderate person.

2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.

1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!

2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!

by Pat Coonigans October 31, 2010

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fuck arsing

the act of wasting time

stop fuck arsing around jim and give me a hand to lift this piano

by gordon shumway May 12, 2005

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swamp arse

A description of the sweatiness of an arse crack in a period of warm weather.

English variation of swamp anus - possibly makes more sense.

Oh dear, I think I will need a shower before I go out, I have a touch of swamp arse.

To reduce the swampiness of swamp arse liberally apply talc to the affected area.

by misterswampyarse July 19, 2010

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Bear's arse

Anything that is really rough. Usually the feelings you get the morning after a hardcore drinking session.

I'm feeling as a rough as a bear's arse.

You look as rough as a bear's arse.

by Codein October 10, 2009

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Arse-Cunt

(US ass-cunt)
Noun

An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).

Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'

John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.

After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.

by the dave machine July 12, 2009

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