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the most amazing boyfriend you could ever ask for.
"Ashton is so amazing, isn't he?!"
Ashton is the guy who falls in love very fast with a lot of people very nice guy but is always using things to compensate for having a very small penis. Overall Ashton is a very good friend but catches feelings very quick and has a micro penis
Ashton is a super good friend that’s why I friend zoned him
Ashton a kind hearted person who is good in bed and would make your want to be with them the rest of your life. And would make you want to drool.
girl: I would love to be in Ashton bed
girl 2: Same
when a soccer ball, basketball, etc hits you in the face
"Bro yesterday I saw like 3 people getting ashton'd yesterday in P.E."
Incredibly sexy man, on par with Adonis, George Clooney, and Richard Nixon. Has fertilized many ovulating women ensuring his genetic future and blessing us with more Ashtons
Ashton: Hey
Girl: Give me your seed
Ashton is person that has an enormously fat cock. he can bone any guy/girl in a matter of minutes. hes trash at video games but not trash at bed. he has a thing for enormously young children and likes to play with their saggy yet delicious ass checks
the badass who is snart, funny, and can stand up for herself anytime she needs to. She's clever, and always secretly romantic. She's the funniest person I've ever met, and she should live forever. Did I mention she's HOT? What more could you ask for?
I love Ashton