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when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass
My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.
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hey bitch fry me up that barnyard pimp !!!!!!!, i wanna git sum dat barn yard pimp from kfc
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When you and a friend buy a 12 pack of cheap beer like natty ice or bush light and sneak it into Barnes and Noble. You then drink the beer with a friend and buy a book before you leave.
Me and my bro just completed the first Barnes & Noble Challenge
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The new name for bull pin in baseball
“Look he’s warming up in the arm barn”
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A girl who got bullied and killed her self
Omg Laura’s a bitch and a white and a skank
Laura Barns killed herself lol
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here is a Drunken barn dance as described by I'm Matt Murphy Bitches.
What exactly is a Drunken Barn Dance?
A Drunken Barn Dance is what happened the night before when you wake up in a safe place, but are unsure exactly how the night ended. (or why there are someone’s undergarments in the yard, or where that funny smelling stain on the floor came from, or maybe even why the denny’s staff now approaches you with their eyes down)
It is equal parts good booze, good friends, good (bad) attitudes and a safe(ish) place to play. (hide the scissors and sharp objects, hand over the car keys)
That party was awesome, it was a total drunken barn dance.
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fake ass country sluts that fuck every guy in a friend group can be found at local field party yelling yee yee drinking bud lights. commonly also known as a mud cricket (see definition)
party tonight karas bringing her dirty barn cat friends