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Why would you try to sell someone down the river? That someone could accidentally be your grandmother.
May 7th is National Kiss Someone Day and it can't be your mom or dad or anyone in your family, it has to be a crush or a friend.
You : Did you know what May 7th is?
Friend : No, What is it?
You : It's National Kiss someone Day
Friend : Oh shit, Who Do I Kiss First?
National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO
Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!
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1. talking shit indirectly about a person (usually mean)
2. Talking shit in ear-shot, loud enough to hear, but to another person about some one.
1. A) did you hear about how much of a slut Kelly is?
B) dude shut up! You are talking behind her back!
2. Kelly and Kelsey are standing together, Hannah is a few feet away with another friend.
K) Dude, Hannah's being a bitch. She just needs to get a life and realize no one likes her.
K2) ......
H) You know i can hear you?
K) I know, that's the point, Talking behind someone's back is sooo mean
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April 19th is National Hit Someone Day, it’s a day where you hit someone, whether it would be your Friend or even a random stranger.
John : *Hits Jack*
Jack : Why did you do that?
John : It’s National Hit Someone Day
Jack : No it’s not
John : Yes it is, check urbandictionary.com
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Politer version of call someone who gives a shit.
Your homework is late again, Douggie.
Call someone who cares.
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To savagely assault a person whom you feel would benefit from such an act.
“If you steal my fucking stapler one more time I’m going to punch the cunt out of you”
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