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A bike boner is what a cyclist gets when they see a very nice bicycle either on the road, in a shop or locked to a bike rack.
In most cases it is a bicycle that they themselves cannot afford.
A hipster would see a fixie all decked out in radical ironic colors and totally pop a bike boner.
A Performance Cyclist would see a Trek or Cervelo decked out with all the most unnecessarily expensive components and get a raging spandex bike boner.
A Cross-Country cyclist would see panniers, saddlebags and fenders and erect a towering bike boner.
An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.
Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.
Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.
Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
1. A woman who looks so sexy from the back you have to jazz hands. But her front is not okay. She effectively gives you a boner from behind but puts in down in the front.
2. A lady who leads you on making you think you're going to get your groove on with her. Only to deny you. Again trolling your boner.
1. Oh damn, that girls ass is amazing. What's up fro- Oh shit man. It's scary. Damn she was a boner troller.
2. God bro I was gonna get it in tonight but Annie totally didn't want it to happen. Damn Boner Troller.
A photograph of a former yuhsb talmuds boner through his pants while playing DS
Omg did you see Belgrade’s boner!! Yeah lmao from princess peach
When the tag in the back of your shirt keeps sticking out, no matter how many times you put it back down.
Friend reaches behind you and tucks your tag back into your shirt. Five minutes later, friend gives you an odd look and tells you that your tag boner is back.
When at a party or group gathering, you get cock blocked by multiple people while talking to the same girl.
On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.
Hot girl 1: All those guys are cock blocking Abbas
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade
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When a man has a full erection, but it still isn't quite rock-hard.
Firm, yet squishy.
ex: He tried to put it in my butt, except he has a butter boner so it didn't penetrate.