taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

bear country

Any place where black bears, grizzly bears, or Kodiak bears are common.

Keep yer rifle close; we're in bear country.

rare bear

An affectionate name given to a person who is often a little odd or different, but in a fun, adorable way. A one in a million and incredibly cute.

There's no-one like her. Even the daftest things she says or does make me smile. She's such a rare bear.

pube bear

a teddy bear made out of pubes

i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.

poglie bear

A polar bear.

Damn, look at that poglie bear fighting that dinosaur. That is awesome.

Matthew Bear

the God of the Bear belief, also referred to as "The Bear" or "The Almighty".

I can't, I'm praying to Matthew Bear.