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To not be good at pleasing; bad sex.
Lisa wasted 10 minutes of my life. She was sooo bad in bed.
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Nigger bed is a bed that sags very bad and is covered with stains.
I’m not sleeping on this old ass nigger bed it’s covered with piss stains.
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The feeling you get when you fall asleep in daylight and wake up in the complete dark of night. Usually accompanied by slight dizziness and inability to balance yourself properly.
Friend: Hey, why're you walking in zig-zags?
Me: Damn it! Can't you see I'm bed lagged?
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a typically bad decision made by students (usually at the college lever or those that can drive) who decides to skip class and sleep in because their bed is too comfortable.
Student1: Hey where were you in class today?
Student2: Sorry man I couldn't make it.
Student1: Why not?
Student2: Well I woke up this morning and made a bed decision.
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A girl (or guy) that works very hard in bed to please their counterpart, because they have to make up for their lack of attractiveness.
Similar to a gym rat. Some who will grind away knowing they truly don’t belong there.
Chad: “you slept with Becky last night? She’s a 5 at best.”
Brad: “yeah, 5 on a good day. Total bed rat, though.”
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(it's when you dance while laying in bed)
i'm listening to some tasty tunes and I just caught myself bed dancing.
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When you get a wedgie while you are in bed.
Last night my older brother came in at midnight and, since i was asleep, he tugged at the front of my tighty whities, I was lying on my back in tighty whities taht were from six years ago(i'm not exagerating) so they were extremely tight,he lifted me up into a nuclear melvin which is also classified as a bed wedgie. I was screaming "Bloody Murder!!!!!". OOOWWWWWWW!!!
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