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Meaning you won’t ever return from one visit because it was horrible. So this visit was both your first and you last one.
Ronnie: Did you go to the new store?
Agnes: yeah Ronnie. Been there twice....my first time and my last.
i know ive been away, im just tryna get my papers straight girl
ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official
hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.
When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(
I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)
Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"
When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it
"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana
who should have never been born : gingers