Beer Goggles

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"

Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface

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Beer Boot

Beer boots are a uniquely German innovation. Leave it to the world’s greatest beer loving nation to come up with drinking from a boot! Glass beer boots are a popular German souvenir especially in Bavaria and Munich’s Okotoberfest.

The German custom of drinking for a boot –shaped drinking vessel supposedly started as a German army tradition during World War I. Soldiers would pass around a leather boot of “bier” prior to engaging the enemy. It was considered good luck to flick the beer boot before and after drinking from it. Americans soldiers were introduced to the custom of drink from a glass beer boot while stationed in Germany after World War II. There is a trick to drinking from a beer boot as to not get showered with beer if the toe of the boot is pointed in the wrong direction. The American soldiers had great fun with the beer boots and the fine German beer during their time in Germany . Many of them brought back beer boots and beer steins with them on their return to United States.

Beer boots saw a rise in popularity with the release of the movie BEERFEST by the folks from the Broken Lizard comedy group. In this movie beer boots were used in a beer drinking competition that was no doubt repeated countless times on college campuses after the movies was released.

The beer boot made me spill beer all over myself.

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Beer Gut

When someone has consumed an unhealthy amount of alcohol to work on their abnormaly large belly and turn it into a beer gut.

Jodie has been on the beers again, have you seen the size of her Beer Gut!!

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Beer Monkey

n. Mythical Simian like creature that magicly appears during the middle of the night to Ruffle your hair, shit in your mouth and nick $50 out of your wallet while you sleep. Often visits after you duck out on a Friday night for a few "bevvies" with the boys.

And I'd just nipped out for a few quiet beers with boys and the next thing you know I wake up with a hangover and the "Beer Monkey's" paid me a visit!

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beer thirty

Time of day (usually late afternoon to early evening) at which drinking a beer becomes necessary.

Hey, looks like its beer thirty, better grab me a cold one

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beer slut

A girl who, once given alcohol, will perform any sexual act on any random person she can find.

That skank got drunk and sucked off two guys that night. What a worthless beer slut!

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Beer Poo

The shit you take after drinking a large amount of alcohol to try to wash some of the toxins out of your body.

Matt: Jeez last night was a bit heavy. I've got a massive headache.
Wookie: Yeah I still feel like shit I really need a beer poo.

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