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Drinking by the river until it bends.....
yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend
Circling around the beef's neighborhood, potentially looking for the enemies to attack!
"Yo Dre you ready? We finna (going to) bend the block right now, grab ya sexy ass shiesty."
1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."
2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"
fat huge eating weight full unfit Bending the Round gluttonbig stuffed
Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
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(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
The contorsion of the body for certain sexual positions
I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.
Country term for a curved cock.
That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!