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Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!
Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!
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when a WOMEN looks at another WOMAN body parts. Such as their boobs and/or ass
*sees a tiktok where a women has her boobs out* looks respectfully and says “i am no better than a man”
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y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick
Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.
-cupcakke
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The better a girl's pussy is, the more her partner will nut.
"My girlfriend is one hell of an alchemist. She made me cum more than I've ever did before."
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"
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This sandwich is better than Riff Raff!
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The equivalent of "Bitch better have my money" said while wearing a bear suit a la Blake form Workaholics.
Adam: You ready to get weid tonight or whhhhaaaatttt?
Blake: Fuuur sure.
Adam: Yo, you lookin' straight grizzly!
Blake: Bitch better have my honey.
Adam: Ohhh, bear puns. I like that.
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When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.
The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.
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