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A Black clam is a vagina on any women of African descent. It is called so because a female vagina looks like a clam and a darker colored ones are called "Black clam".
Jose walks into the Tijuana whorehouse and tells the Madam, "Senora, you have a lot of pretty Latinas in here but I had my heart set on getting some Black Clam." The madam goes to the back and pulls out a dark Panamanian lady of the night. Jose pays the madam $10 and has his share of that sweet Black Clam!
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A new type of music that can only be created and played trough Musical Instrument Digital Interface. Black midi songs consist of so many notes that the ear can not possibly register them and the result is what one can call the sound equivalent of the colour black. An average 4 minute long black midi piece consist of one to five million notes.
- Hey, I just listened to the black midi version of my favourite song on Youtube.
+ How was it?
- Well, my nose and ears are bleeding and I have a sudden urge to sacrifice small animals to pagan gods. But apart from that I found it interesting.
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Black rims on a flossin bike. Term made popular by the song of the same name by rap group the Cool Kids.
"dyno wit the black mags, black mags" --The Cool Kids
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Sezzy. Hot. Harry's Godfather. Is not dead but you go 'head and keep thinkin' that. Did I mention he's effing sexy?
Sirius is alive, dammit! Alive, well, and sexy too!
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a statement that is indeed true but said with malice or bad intent. The opposite of a white lie.
Telling a fat girl the reason the guy doesn't like her is that she's fat so you can enjoy seeing her suffer is a black truth.
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1. To die, especially by suicide.
2. To exit.
Origins: The fadeout at the end of motion pictures. Popularized in the 80's, as a term for suicide, by the band Metallica in the song "Fade To Black".
Some days I feel so bad, I just want to fade to black.
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The New Zealand national rugby team.
No rugby team has beaten the All Blacks more times than the All Blacks have beaten them in 120 years of existence.
They are the most successfully rugby team of all time. Most countries in the world have never even beaten them once. Examples are: Scotland, Ireland, Samoa, Fiji, Italy etc. none of these countries have beaten the All Blacks in a single game in 120 years of trying!
The All Blacks are playing England this weekend and South Africa next week.
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