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Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.
Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None
A window that is covered by a blanket
Take off the blanket window, its dark in here.
The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day
The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
A blanket that is warm, fuzzy, cozy...but most of all, she. is. THICC !!
Damn, that blanket is thicc as hell !!!
Thicc blanket in the HOUSE!
If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.
When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end
Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix
Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens